Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Robert McCloskey
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Bill Vaughan
"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
John Lennon
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
Euripides
"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
Robert Heinlein
"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."
Eric Hoffer
"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength."
Henry James
"She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table."
Aldous Huxley
"The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name."
Peter Steiner
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
Robertson Davies
"Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion."
